It just doesn't pay to leave the house.

6 weeks ago I was in a wreck - ran into someone because my mind was elsewhere.  No injuries, just some front end repairs to my car.

Last night, someone turned across my lane in front of me.  It was almost a head on collision, but I swerved enough to miss most of it, and luckily also missed the utility pole on the other side.  Again, no injuries, but more damage to the front left that had just been repaired.  His car was not so fortunate - probably a total.

I am not superstitious, but I do have to wonder if it is safe to leave the house....

Me

Him